This week I have hit myself on the top of my head with a door handle as I was giving Kiki water, so now I have a huge bump on my head. I was totally was seeing stars.
I also hit myself in the forehead while I was getting out of the car…yep, another bump.
I have hit my leg on the corner of our bed which has a wooden base. I have a huge bruise from that.
As I opened the closet door, the corner of said door hit my ankle bone, again more pain.
I keep tripping for no reason all the time because I’m so use to wearing heels and now that I’ve bought myself a pair of really cute flats that I love, I forgot how to walk like a normal person.
Now, I’m sitting in a wet shirt at work because as I pumped the soap in the restroom, the soap went flying all over my shirt (like everywhere) and I thought it would be a good idea to just put a small part of my shirt under the sink to wash some of it out, but then the water ended up soaking the entire front of my shirt.
I’m being abused by my own self!
